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• Tempest: (TEM)porary (PE)rsonnel (S)ecurity (T)est.
• EMP /E-M-P/ See spam.
• ECP /E-C-P/ n. See spam and velveeta.
• Did you know that Arethra Franklin was one of the first network programmers?
  Listen closely to the lyrics of "Respect": R-E-S-P-E-C-T Tell you what it means to me R-E-S-P-E-C-T Open up a TCP socket to me socket to me socket to me socket to me....
• S! P! R! I! N! G! F! E! E! L! D!! Springfield!!!!!
  -- Homer spells out the town name while dressed as... "Dancin' Home...
• An epigram often flashes light into regions where reason shines but dimly. -- E. P. Whipple
• GAT d-- -p+ c++(+++) l- u+(++) e++(*) m+ s-/+ n+ h f* g+ w+ t+ r+ !y
• What 'PENTIUM' stands for ...
• Catch a wave!