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• Q: What is the difference between Texas and yogurt? A: Yogurt has culture.
• Q. What's the difference between Los Angeles and yogurt? A. Yogurt has a living, active culture.
• The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt has an active, living culture.
• The difference between this place and yogurt is that yogurt has a live culture.
• If you eat yogurt, you'll have a lot of culture.
• Yogurt?!
• Television is the first truly democratic culture - the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want.
  The most terrifying thing is what people do want. -- Clive Barnes, in "New York Times", 1969...
• Yogurt! Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with strawberries!
• Barney is to television what the Werner-Beast is to Fidone