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• Teleportation affects orientation.
• You will change your sexual orientation, and then change back once you find that your new acquantainces don't like you either.
• Marge: Er, I don't want to judge the rightness of your ego orientation, but my inner critic says you should have done your job!
  Ned: Hey, now, Marge, let's not "should" this fellow to death....
• Put on a ring of teleportation: it will take you away from onslaught.
• The need lessens considerably if everyone else in the doctor's office has already had their flu shot.
• The criterion of true beauty is, that it increases in examinatio
  of false, that it lessens. There is something, therefore, in true beauty that corresponds with the right reason, and it is not merely the creature of fancy....
• It is base to filch a purse, daring to embezzle a million, but it is great beyond measure to steal a crown.
  The sin lessens as the guilt increases. Johann von Schille...
• The person who quite clearly knows nothing but thinks that he knows absolutely everything has a very distinct orientation toward a political career.
• Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, lessens the friction of social contacts.
  ... It is only in lies, wholeheartedly and bravely told, that human nature attains through words and speech the forbearance, the nobility, the romance, the idealism, that -- being what it is -- it falls so short of in fact and in deed....