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• If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in.
  O'Brian's Law...
• Always remember: Never use "always" or "never". -- Jim Seymou
• Faster than a speeding Spermatozoon!!
• Faster than a speeding ticket!
• Is HST faster than the Concord?
• He's dead, Jim! Thats 10 this week already.
• Skinner: Edna! Krabappel: Seymour. Skinner: Mind if I sit down?
  Krabappel: It's a free country. Skinner: I, I don't follow you....
• It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim!
• O'Brien's Variation on Etorre's Observation: If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in.