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• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• We had time taken away from us, and now it's been given back to us because it's running out.
  -- Barbara, EDGE OF DESTRUCTION...
• Tarmin: "I have been accused of putting people to sleep with one too many stories, Captain.
  But this is the first time it's ever been suggested that I might be the cause of someone's coma....
• David Brinkley: The daily astrological charts are precisely where, in my judgment, they belong, and that is on the comic page.
  George Will: I don't think astrology belongs even on the comic pages....
• Tarmin: "We won't be on your ship for long. This may be your last chance.
  Picard: [Laughs] "Yes. Well..." -- "Violations", Stardate 45429.3...
• Tarmin: "I have rarely encountered such squeamish people!" -- "Violations", Stardate 45429.3
• All of you people should be ashamed of yourselves! MicroSoft is the reason there are so many people in my IS department, and the reason half of us have jobs.
  If Sun had won, we could probably get by with two people sleeping like the Maytag man....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Data, we have 8 or 9 minutes at most, can you finish by then?
  No, this will take slightly more time than we have, sir....