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• Take your life in your own hands and what happens? A terrible thing
  o one to blame. -- Erica Jong...
• Wiggum: We'll start the tour in a second. I just gotta check the answering machine.
  [does so; there are 75 messages] Aw, can't anybody in this town take the law into their own hands?...
• Take your bare hands baby rip out my eyes...
• Bookie: A pickpocket who lets you use your own hands. -- Henry Morga
• There are just two rules of governance in a free society
  Mind your own business. Keep your hands to yourself. -- P. J. O'Rourke...
• fflush and then wwash your hands.
• With what? Your bare hands?
• If you MUST get married, it is always advisable to marry beauty.
  Otherwise, you'll never find anybody to take her off your hands....
• Vile's Law of Roadmanship: Your own car uses more gas and oil than anyone else's.