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• Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
• Make...the Taglines go awaaaaaaaaaay....
• It's hard to make a living writing taglines.
• No more taglines. They make me sick.
• Them that has the taglines make the rules.
• Christmas Chopin time...make a Liszt.
• Taglines.... Steal 'em. We'll make more!
• You can always tell the Christmas season is here when you start getting incredibly dense, tinfoil-and-ribbon- wrapped lumps in the mail.
  Fruitcakes make ideal gifts because the Postal Service has been unable to find a way to damage them....
• You can always tell the Christmas season is here when you start getting incredibly dense, tinfoil-and-ribbon- wrapped lumps in the mail.
  Fruitcakes make ideal gifts because the Postal Service has been unable to find a way to damage them....