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• This tagline uses advanced Object Oriented technology.
• Any sufficiently high technology is indistinguishable from doubletalk.
• Swipe this tagline? (Y/n)
• This tagline stinks. (Scratch N Sniff)
• HIGH TECHNOLOGY: A California innovation composed of equal parts of silicon and marijuana.
• On a Shake-N-Bake or similar product, I saw a sticker saying "Remove this label before baking".
  Now, if they never put this useless sticker on there in the first place, a warning wouldn't have been required, and thus, no sticker....
• Tagline unfunny. Steal anyway? [Y/n]
• My other sticker is funny. -- Bumper Sticke
• Eschew obfuscation. -- Bumper sticke