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• Instant Gratification takes too long...
• Instant gratification takes too long.
• Instant gratification is not fast enough." -- Suzanne Vega, "Postcards from the Edge
• System Administration would be easy if it wasn't for all there users!
• The Clinton Administration: Home of the Whopper!
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  from the fact that one major IBM OS had a root account called SYSMANGR....
• Beware of wands of instant disaster.
• Sportscasters like an instant replay.