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• UXORIOUSNESS, n. A perverted affection that has strayed to one's own wife.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Perverted Hackers do it with POPs.
• Perverted Mushrooms" by M. Morel
• Peeping Tom - A perverted cat on stilts.
• I am erotic, you are kinky, they are perverted.
• You're twisted, perverted and sick. I like that in a person.
• You are sick, twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.
• Necrohippoflagellaphilia: (n) Love Of Beating A Dead Horse.
• AIDX /ayd'k*z/ n. Derogatory term for IBM's perverted version of Unix, AIX, especially for the AIX 3.
  ? used in the IBM RS/6000 series (some hackers think it is funnier just to pronounce "AIX" as "aches")....