Switch Blade Murderer Survives Electric Chair For Eleventh Time.
- Just as the prisoner was being strapped into the electric chair, the priest
said, "Son, is there anything I can do for you?
The prisoner said, "Yeah, when they pull the switch, hold my hand." -- Dick Gregory...
- Bolt of lightning turns toilet into electric chair.
- The Electric Chair Choice: Regular or Extra Crispy?
- Beauty survives.
- A good time to switch to RC Cola. -- Government Euphemism for Recessio
- November: The eleventh twelfth of a weariness.
- I believe in the death penalty for terrorists. Not only that, I believe in
execution with humiliation.
As this guy is frying in the electric chair, we crack two eggs on top of his head....
- Perfection (Almost):
The Titanic Disaster
"The Captain may, by simply moving an electric switch,
instantly close the doors and make the vessel practically
-- special 1911 edition of Shipbuilde...
- Beauty is transitory. Beauty survives. -- Spock and Kirk, "That Which Survives," stardate unknow