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• Just as the prisoner was being strapped into the electric chair, the priest said, "Son, is there anything I can do for you?
  The prisoner said, "Yeah, when they pull the switch, hold my hand." -- Dick Gregory...
• Bolt of lightning turns toilet into electric chair.
• The Electric Chair Choice: Regular or Extra Crispy?
• Beauty survives.
• A good time to switch to RC Cola. -- Government Euphemism for Recessio
• November: The eleventh twelfth of a weariness.
• I believe in the death penalty for terrorists. Not only that, I believe in execution with humiliation.
  As this guy is frying in the electric chair, we crack two eggs on top of his head....
• Perfection (Almost): The Titanic Disaster "The Captain may, by simply moving an electric switch, instantly close the doors and make the vessel practically unsinkable.
  -- special 1911 edition of Shipbuilde...
• Beauty is transitory. Beauty survives. -- Spock and Kirk, "That Which Survives," stardate unknow