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• I have my portfolio managed by Dionne Warrick.
• Buy low, sell high.
• I dabble in stocks, bonds and other "secure" instruments.
• Watch me as I swing my hips... around.
• IBM: I Buy Macintosh.
• IBM: I Buy Mainframes.
• Don't invest all your money in just one or two stocks.
  That's the danger. I know a man who put all his money in just two stocks, a paper-towel company and a revolving-door outfit....
• Sweet is the hour of rest, Pleasant the wind's low sigh, And the gleaming of the west, And the turf whereon we lie.
  -- Mrs. Hema...