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• Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
• The superior man changes like a panther. The inferior man molts in the face.
  Starting brings misfortune. To remain persevering brings good fortune....
• mung /muhng/ vt. [in 1960 at MIT, `Mash Until No Good'
  sometime after that the derivation from the recursive acronym `Mung Until No Good' became standard...
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  ometime after that the derivation from the {{recursive acronym}} `Mung Until No Good' became standard] vt....
• Many changes of mind and mood; do not hesitate too long.
• How many Unix programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but if you forget to tell him "2>" he'll mash both the live and dead bulbs into the same socket at once....