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• HOMILETICS, n. The science of adapting sermons to the spiritual needs, capacities and conditions of the congregation.
  So skilled the parson was in homiletics That all his normal purges and emetics To medicine the spirit were compounded With a most just discrimination founded Upon a rigorous examination Of tongue and pulse and heart and respiration....
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• THEOSOPHY, n. An ancient faith having all the certitude of religion and all the mystery of science.
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• The Spiritual Life: Ned Itatio
• The feeling of being hurried is not usually the result of living a full life and having no time.
  It is, rather, born of a vague fear that we are wasting our life. -- Eric Hoffe...
• All great masters are chiefly distinguished by the power of adding a second, a third, and perhaps a fourth step in a continuous line.
  Many a man had taken the first step. With every additional step you enhance immenseley the value of your first....
• Step on no pets!