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• Our legislators are not sufficiently apprized of the rightful limits of their powe
  hat their true office is to declare and enforce only our natural rights and duties, and to take none of them from us....
• I think they will be very effective in keeping Catholic legislators away from the Communion rail.
  -- Idaho Senator Mike Blackbird, about ecclesiastical sanctions against politicia...
• It was revealed this week that the Contras are breaking up, because one of them is dating Yoko.
  -- Dennis Miller, SNL Weekend Update...
• The state law of Pennsylvania prohibits singing in the bathtub.
• I vent, therefore I am. -- Dennis Mille
• San Francisco prohibits elephants from strolling down.
• I don't recall running for this office.