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• Stanford women are responsible for the success of many Stanford me
  they give them "just one more reason" to stay in and study every night....
• After Mike walked out, she decided to give up Men and raise chickens.
  Chickens didn't stay out all night, or come home drunk, or sleep with your best girlfriend....
• I was sufficiently interested in the picture's success to contact Stanford University Research Institute so they could find out why it was such a big hit.
  But when they wanted $75,000 to do the research job, I told them I wasn't _that_ curious....
• garply /gar'plee/ n. [Stanford] Another metasyntactic variable (see foo)
  once popular among SAIL hackers....
• garply: /gar'plee/ [Stanford] n. Another metasyntactic variable (see {foo})
  once popular among SAIL hackers. -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
• How many Stanford researchers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to hold the ladder, one to turn the bulb, and one to bill the government for the house....
• Quote #498 Minsky and I require every graduate student to take an oath at the grave of E.
  E. "Doc" Smith before he can receive a PhD in AI....
• Men who allow their love of power to give them a distorted view of the world are to be found in every asylum
  one man will think he is the governer of the Bank of England, another will think he is the king, and yet another will think he is God....
• From a letter to the editor of a city newspaper. "One recent research study has indicated that many adolescents need more sleep than they are getting
  and another study has shown that many high school students in our city are actually dissatisfied with their own academic performance....