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• The biggest growth industry in UNIX is promoting standards. -- Rikki Kirzner, Dataquest.
• Man is planned obsolescence.
• Standards? What standards? Whose standards?
• Any girl who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is obviously setting her standards too high.
• Middle age: halfway between adolescence and obsolescence!
• MS-DOS: celebrating ten years of continuous obsolescence.
• Middle Age: Halfway between adolescence and obsolescence!
• Human industry, if left to itself, will naturally find its way to the most useful and profitable employment.
  -- Adam Smith...
• The way to wealth is as plain as the way to market.
  It depends chiefly on two words, industry and frugality...