Related:

• A District of Columbia ordinance makes it unlawful for small boys to throw stones, at any time, at any place.
• The District of Columbia has a law forbidding you to exert pressure on a balloon and thereby cause a whistling sound on the streets.
• SSDD--Same shit, different dimensio
• District of Columbia pedestrians who leap over passing autos to escape injury, and then strike the car as they come down, are liable for any damage inflicted on the vehicle.
• a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any particular individual citizen.
  .. -- Warren v. District of Columbia, 444 A.2d 1 (D.C. App.181)...