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  A: Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him....
• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five - one to change the light bulb and the other four to fill out the Environmental Impact Statement....
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  Five. One to hold the bulb and the other four to figure out the fingerings....
• Busy Day? Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat.
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  The weather is always doing something there; always attending strictly to busine...
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