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• Ladies please keep (.) (.) off of the bar!
• Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. -- In a Norwegian cocktail lounge
• Ladies are requested not to have children at the bar. -- sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge
• A handsome young Cyborg named Ace, Wooed women at every base, But once ladies glanced at His special enhancement They vanished with nary a trace.
  -- Barracks Graffiti, Sparta Command...
• You are nuts.
• New York, Tokyo, Paris, Hood Rive
• Ladies with an attitude.
• Homer: Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place.
  [looks around] I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit....
• Beer Nuts are $1.29 but Deer Nuts are under a buck.