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• Men will sooner surrender their rights than their customs. -- Moritz Guedema
• Some mouths resemble Energizers, they keep going.
• Would all punsters please keep their gags in their mouths?
• Women can keep a secret just as well as men, but it takes more of them to do it.
• Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than me
  although he was twice married, it never occured to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths....
• QUICKIE -- no sooner spread than done.
• If you want someone to keep a secret, keep it yourself.
• Yawn: The only time some men get to open their mouths.