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• Friction can be a drag sometimes.
• A lie that can be passed off as truth becomes truth.
• Lawyers sometimes tell the truth---they'll do anything to win a case.
• Things move so fast today that we sometimes get the feeling our solutions may be obsolete before we can get them worked out.
• Time is precious, but truth is more so.
• Truth can wait; he's used to it.
• Bart: So, like sometimes you can do stuff that you think is pretty bad so other kids will like you better?
  Homer: You're not talking about killing anyone, are you? The Telltale Head...
• A group of the unwilling, composed of the unfit, to do the unnecessary for the unaware in an untidy manner at an untimely moment employing unseemly tactics for the uninformed.
  Ah, give me a chance at that committee and we can really go nowhere fast and get there before most people even know that we left....
• Confusion can be solved by adding more confusion. Sometimes.