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  You've got to be careful what you say....
• I don't know if she likes this, but in a way I treat her as a staff person.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, referring to Marily...
• What do you get if you cross Dan Quayle with a pit bull?
  You get a Vice President people will pay attention to!...
• I just have one thing to say: Murphy, you owe me!
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle -- after Candice Bergan won an Emmy for her role as Murphy Brow...
• I'm the Vice-President. They know it, and they know that I know it.
• You all look like happy campers to me. Happy campers you are, happy campers you have been, and, as far as I am concerned, happy campers you will always be.
• I have made good judgments in the Past. I have made good judgments in the Future.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle...
• I was not a very good student. I was very average. -- Vice President Dan Quayle
• I love California. I grew up in Phoenix, Arizona. A lot of people forget that.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle...