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• He that is down needs fear no fall.
• Every fat must stand upon his bottom. -- John Bunyan (1628-1688) -- Pilgrim's Progress, Part i
• Some said, "John, print it;" others said, "Not so." Some said, "It might do good
  others said, "No." -- John Bunyan (1628-1688) -- Pilgrim's Progress, Apology for his Book...
• The name of the slough was Despond. -- John Bunyan (1628-1688) -- Pilgrim's Progress, Part i
• Dark as pitch. -- John Bunyan (1628-1688) -- Pilgrim's Progress, Part i
• They came to the Delectable Mountains.
  -- John Bunyan (1628-1688) Pilgrim's Progress, -- Pilgrim's Progress, Part i...
• And so I penned It down, until at last it came to be, For length and breadth, the bigness which you see.
  -- John Bunyan (1628-1688) -- Pilgrim's Progress, Apology for his Book...
• It beareth the name of Vanity Fair, because the town where 't is kept is lighter than vanity.
  -- John Bunyan (1628-1688) -- Pilgrim's Progress, Part i...
• Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay, Horace ate himself one day.
  He didn't stop to say his grace, he just sat down and ate his face....