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• Some of my best friends are lumberjacks.
• Some of my best friends are humans.
• Some of my best personalities are insane!
• I see them walking in an air of glory Whose light doth trample on my days,-- My days, which are at best but dull and hoary, Mere glimmering and decays.
  -- Henry Vaughan (1621-1695) -- They are all gone...
• I'm not an MCP!! Some of my best friends are bimbos.
• Some reckon time by stars, And some by hours; Some measure days by dreams And some by flowe
  My heart alone records My days and hours. -- Madison J. Cawein,_Some Reckon Time by Stars_...
• Diogenes went to look for an honest lawyer. "How's it going?
  omeone asked him, after a few days. "Not too bad", replied Diogenes....
• My husband forgot my birthday and my anniversary. I didn't feel bad.
  On the contrary. Give me a guilty husband any day....