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• How many lead singers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Get the drummer to do it....
• or I'll fill you so full of lead we could sharpen your head and call you a pencil!
  -- Amy to Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
• MATH MAJORS do it with a pencil
• A horse may go freely to water, but a pencil must be lead.
• You can drive a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
• How do you slow down a lead guitarist? Sheet music..
• How do they get all those little metal bits on a zipper to line up so well?
• First Law of Business Meetings: The lead in a pencil will break in direct proportion to the importance of the notes being taken.