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• Software that's harder to patch." -John Jacobs -- ...understanding Firmware...
• My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
• Software Bugs? Exterminators 'R U
• Black holes are bugs in nature's software.
• Format C: Kills software bugs dead.
• Comparing software engineering to classical engineering assumes that software has the ability to wear out.
  Software typically behaves, or it does not. It either works, or it does not....
• McChristy's Computer Axioms: 1. Back-up files are never complete.
  2. Software bugs are correctable only after the software is judged obsolete by the industry....
• On our campus the UNIX system has proved to be not only an effective software tool, but an agent of technical and social change within the University.
  -- John Lions (U. of Toronto (?))...
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