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• Work hard and save your money and when you are old you will be able to buy the things only the young can enjoy.
• If a man runs after money - that man is money-crazy.
  If a man keeps the money he earns - he is a capitalist....
• When you don't have any money, the problem is food.
  When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health....
• Now, good digestion wait on appetite, And health on both!
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act iii, Sc. 4...
• Ability is a poor man's wealth. M. Wre
• Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
• With all of your money, your poor can be fed.
• C - A lady executive. An avid jogger, very healthy, and not too talkative.
  Is an good cook if you like spicy food. Unless you double check everything you say (through LINT) you can unleash her fierce temper....
• A little hockey is good for your health - pick me up at 8:00?