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• Pass with care, driver chewing tobacco. -- "Bumper Snicke
• Fortune Documents the Great Legal Decisions: We can imagine no reason why
  with ordinary care, human toes could not be left out of chewing tobacco, and if toes are found in chewing tobacco, it seems to us that someone has been very careless....
• You may be redneck... if Red Man Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas cards.
• WHARF One of those places where noisy men hang around chewing tobacco and swearing and going on strike a lot.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• Note the many tobacco stains on the floor. Anyone can spit on the floor, even an idiot.
  Try your luck at spitting on the ceiling! Do not spit on the floor, unless you agree with line three....
• What's hard going in and soft and sticky coming out? Chewing gum.
• SMILEY :-c bummed ou
• SMILEY oo "It's cold ou
• SMILEY ;^? punched ou