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• SMILEY .---... SOS
• SMILEY ---... SOS (variant)
• SMILEY ;:-) really bad toupee
• SMILEY :~/ really mixed up
• SMILEY :-C really bummed ou
• SOS: Sign Off, Stupid
• If at first you don't succeed, you probably didn't really care anyway.
• We really won't need a Cleric anyway. -- Famous Last Word
• SOS /S-O-S/ n.,obs. An infamously losing text editor.
  Once, back in the 1960s, when a text editor was needed for the PDP-6, a hacker crufted together a quick-and-dirty `stopgap editor' to be used until a better one was written....