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• SMILEY :-b left-pointing tongue
• SMILEY :_) nose sliding off face
• SMILEY (}-8] left-handed bearded smiley with glasses and headphone
• My father was a creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey
  my family, it seems, begins where yours left off. -- Alexandre Dumas, pere...