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• Only those who attempt the absurd can acheive the impossible.
• Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
• Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
• Don Ameche: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W.C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
• I attempt to do the impossible--change my personality for the better.
  -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...
• The young do not know enough to be prudent, and therefore they attempt the impossible - and achieve it, generation after generation.
• Always begin with a woman by telling her that you don't understand women.
  You will be able to prove it to her satisfaction more certainly than anything else you will ever tell her....
• Then you must be Don Francisco's sister!