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• SMILEY ;-( sad or mad and got beat up
• lace card n. obs. A punched card with all holes punched (also called a `whoopee card' or `ventilator card').
  Card readers tended to jam when they got to one of these, as the resulting card had too little structural strength to avoid buckling inside the mechanism....
• lace card: n. obs. A {{punched card}} with all holes punched (also called a `whoopee card' or `ventilator card').
  Card readers tended to jam when they got to one of these, as the resulting card had too little structural strength to avoid buckling inside the mechanism....
• SMILEY **-( too many shock
• SMILEY ;-| says nothing but still gets beat up
• A bigamist is a guy who took one too many.
• How many blacks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three: One to boogie up the ladder, two to keep the beat....
• A "practical joker" deserves applause for his wit according to its quality.
  Bastinado is about right. For exceptional wit one might grant keelhauling....
• SMILEY @l@ too many hours at terminal