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• SMILEY :~( nose put out of joi
• SMILEY :^( has had his nose put out of joint; useful for replying to flame
• SMILEY :-8 talking out both sides of your mouth
• Get your dam finger out of your nose. Use a tissue!
• You are at a business lunch when you are suddenly overcome with an uncontrollable desire to pick your nose.
  Since this is definitely a no-no, you: (a) Pretend to wave to someone across the room and with one fluid motion, bury your forefinger in your nostril right up to the 4th joint....
• SMILEY 8->
• SMILEY :^) smiley with pointy nose (righty)