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  Then he summoned his loyal friend and subject Sir Lancelot....
• You fight with the strength of many men, sir knight.
• ARTHUR: What? BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
  ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge....
• You do not have mail.
• You have hate mail.
• You have junk mail.
• You have mail.
• You may have mail.