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• Shame is an ornament to the young, a disgrace to the old.
• The only thing that will shame an attorney is poverty.
• May you never know peace.
• Poverty is no disgrace to a man, but it is confoundedly inconvenient. -- Rev. Sydney Smith
• You see, you know they say that somewhere there's a bullet with your name on it?
  Yeeees.... Well, I thought if I _owned_ the bullet with my name on it, I'd never get hit....
• It's very inconvenient to be mortal -- you never know when everything may suddenly stop happening.
• You will never know hunger.