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• The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease. -- Josh Billings, "The Kicke
• Silence is said to be golden, but the best fools the world has ever produced had nothing to say on the subject.
  -- Josh Billing...
• Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.
  -- Josh Billing...
• Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
  -- Josh Billings (1818-85), American humori...
• One half the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quick, and not saying no soon enough.
  -- Josh Billing...
• One of rarest things that a man ever does is to do the best he can. -- Josh Billing
• Don't despise your poor relations, they may become suddenly rich one day. -- Josh Billing
• Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius. -- Josh Billing