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Signs On The Freeway Are Funny. They Have A Sign That Says, "Orange Cones Mean Men At Work.
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Signs on the freeway are funny. They have a sign that says, "Orange Cones
Mean Men at Work." What else could orange cones mean? Psychedelic witches
embedded in asphalt?
-- Karin Babbitt
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Martin: Bart, can we stop for ice cream? Ba
Yes. [a little later, the boys all have cones] Nelso...
No, just the nipple-cones, officer, just the nipple-cones.
I was surprised to learn that many computer virus programs have copyright notices embedded in them.
Applied to a computer virus, what could the concept of copyright possibly *mean*?...
What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
Smithers: Mr. Simpson, are you listening? [Homer eats an orange] Simpson?
! Homer: Huh? Yeah, I was listening. Very funny....
NO CARRIER:.. what, does this mean I have to walk?
What is orange and goes "click, click"? A ball point carrot.
Q: What is orange and goes "click, click?" A: A ball point carrot.
Say what you mean and say it mean...