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  Troy: Thanks, Brent. My new show is called `Handle with Care'....
• There's a tendency today to absolve individuals of moral responsibility and treat them as victims of social circumstance.
  You buy that, you pay with your soul. -Tom Robbins, Still Life with Woodpecke...
• And do you not think that each of you women is an Eve?
  The judgement of God upon your sex endures today...
• A TV-talk-show guest was asked what she thought was the greater problem in today's society--ignorance or apathy?
  ? She quickly responded: "I don't know and I don't care!...
• Dr.MM: Your husband sees you as nothing. Marge: [pause] Oh, okay.
  Well, thank you. [about to hang up] Dr.MM: No no no, don't hang up!...
• Have you seen the old man in the closed down market, Kicking up the papers in his worn out shoes?
  In his eyes you see no pride, hands hang loosely at his side Yesterdays papers, telling yesterdays news....
• I don't like the idea that the police department seems bent on keeping a pool of unarmed victims available for the predations of the criminal class.
  -- David Mohler, 1989, on being denied a carry permit in NYC...
• Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat, And therefore let 's be merry.
  -- George Wither (1588-1667) -- Poem on Christma...
• Here you are, among the top one hundred and five concert acts today.
  What's your secret, guys? -- Interviewing Spinal Tap, "Otto Show...