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Should I Not Have Changed Either The Day For Carrying Out My Scheme, Or The Scheme Itself-- But Preferably Only The Day?
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Should I not have changed either the day for carrying out
my scheme, or the scheme itself-- but preferably only the day?
-- Ovid - Metamorphoses
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