Shit Happens' according to... Masochism:

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• Shit Happens' according to... Stoicism:
  This shit is good for me...
• Shit Happens' according to... Epicurus: If shit happens,
  enjoy it...
• Shit Happens' according to... Sadism:
  I will shit on you...
• Shit Happens' according to... Biologist:
  Is this shit alive...
• Shit Happens' according to... Cannibalism:
  Don't eat the shit...
• Shit Happens' according to... Communism:
  It's everybody's shit...
• Shit Happens' according to... Denialism:
  What shit...
• Shit Happens' according to... Einsteinism:
  Shit is Relative...
• Shit Happens' according to... Environmentalism:
  Shit is biodegradable...