-- 'Shit Happens' according to...
Engineer: I hope this shit holds together.
Engineer: I hope this shit holds together.
Related:
- Shit Happens' according to...
Chemist: I hope this shit doesn't blow up.
Gee, what'll happen if I mix this and ... SHIT!!!... - Shit Happens' according to...
Sadism:
I will shit on you... - Shit Happens' according to...
Economist:
I hope no one figures out that I don't really understand... - Shit Happens' according to...
Fetishism:
I love when shit happens... - Shit Happens' according to...
Realism:
I think I need to take a shit... - Shit Happens' according to...
Farmer:
I get subsidies for my shit... - Shit Happens' according to...
Washington: I cannot tell a lie-
shit happened... - Shit Happens' according to...
Epicurus: If shit happens,
enjoy it... - Shit Happens' according to...
Descartes: I think,
so why am I in this shit? I shit,...
From the same category:
- Piglet of Borg: If I weren't such a small Borg,
resistance would be useless... - Do the routine fast and first.
Do the planning slow and thorough... - If scientific reasoning were limited to the logical processes of
arithmetic,
we should not get very far in our understanding of... - Till the sun grows cold,
And the stars are old,
And the leaves of the Judgment Book unfold. -- Bayard... - I-I-I didn't know they were carnivorous!"
"Or expert shots!"
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"Dinosaurs For...
