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• Individuals domiciling in vitreous edifices would be well advised to refrain from catapulting petrogenetic projectiles.
  [ people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. ]...
• And it does matter. An honest man or woman is an honest man or woman more because he or she is honest in the small
  everyday things that "don't matter" individually, but which make up a well-lived life, than because of some single great temptation that was passed....
• Those who cling to the untrue doctrine that violence never settles anything would be advised to conjure up the ghosts of Napoleon Bonaparte and of the Duke of Wellington and let them debate it.
  The ghost of Hitler could referee, and the jury might well be the Dodo, the Great Auk, and the Passenger Pigeon....
• Keep away from magnetism.
• One who is not wise himself cannot be well advised -- Machiavelli
• The following appeared in a medical newsletter. "Doctors have long suspected that secondary infections may keep some patients from healing quickly after severe muscle strain.
  This hypothesis has now been proved by preliminary results of a study of two groups of patients....
• There has never been an intellegent person of the age of sixty who would consent to live his life over again.
  His or anyone else's....
• Keep away from fire or flame.
• Did you hear about the midget who was running away from the Prague Police?
  He ran up to a house, knocked on the door and asked the woman who opened the door if she would cache a small Czech....