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• Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools....
• Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools....
• A man who chases two rabbits catches none. Roman Proverb
• How many surrealists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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• If you chase two rabbits, both will escape.
• Q: How many WASP's does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One.
• Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One and a half.