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• Share and enjoy, Share and enjoy, Journey through life with a plastic boy or Girl by your side
  let your pal be your guide, And when it breaks down or starts to annoy or Grinds when it moves and give you no joy, When it eats up your hat, has sex with your cat, [never was sure about that line....
• 'Share and Enjoy' - that's my motto.
• If you stick your head in the sand, one thing is for sure, you're gonna get your rear kicked.
• Don't go to bed with no price on your head. -- Baretta
• A pig is a jolly companion, Boar, sow, barrow, or gilt -- A pig is a pal, who'll boost your morale, Though mountains may topple and tilt.
  When they've blackballed, bamboozled, and burned you, When they've turned on you, Tory and Whig, Though you may be thrown over by Tabby and Rover, You'll never go wrong with a pig, a pig, You'll never go wrong with a pig!...
• Keep your stick on the ice.