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• I bought an exercise bicycle two years ago. It has an eighth of a mile on it.
  See, what happened is, I discovered that the handlebars fit my sport jacket perfectly....
• Whenever they put on the straight jacket, my nose itches.
• Marge: I guess we're not going to find anyone. Lisa
  We have our own suggestions for the new nanny. Would you like to hear them?...
• My family's Coat-of-Arms ties in the back - is that normal?
• If I've offended anyone, my efforts have been rewarded.
• Bart: Mom, Reverend Lovejoy doesn't have a coat. Should I let him in?
  Lovejoy: My coat was stolen at last week's interfaith banquet....
• This is my brain... This is... WAIT! WHERE'S MY BRAIN!??
• I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full.
  Scratch where it itches. -- A. R. Longworth...