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• To be a real folk-song singer you have to collect the songs straight from the horse's mouth.
  The way to do this is to go to a village and find the oldest inhabitant and ask him to sing you the songs his mother taught me....
• If your songs don't go over...do a medley of costumes. -- Elvi
• Marge: Well, I also have a song to sing. [flaming arrow pass by her head] Don't make up your mind until you hear both songs.
  [clears throat, coughs] [singing off key] Morals and ethics and carnal forbearance....
• I take drugs and sing rock and roll. Look what it did for Elvis.
• What's wrong with Elvis? He's DEAD!
• HAGGIS A Scottish dish made of the heart, lungs, and liver of a sheep, chopped up with suet, onions, oatmeal etc, seasoned and boiled in a sheep's stomach-bag or substitute.
  I think I'm going to be sick. Have you ever considered the argument that vomit is a lifeform in itself, subject to the same foibles as the rest of lifekind?...
• Sappho survives, because we sing her songs; And Aeschylus, because we read his plays!
  -- Robert Browning (1812-1890) -- Cleo...
• The ultimate profit-making juke-box: It plays Kylie Minogue songs until you put money in it...
• We'd sing! Sing! Sing!