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• I've been vaccinated against rabies. *snarl*
• At your service!
• Honesty and service.
• They smell, they snarl and they scratch; they have a singular aptitude for shredding rugs, drapes and upholstery
  hey're sneaky, selfish and not at all smart; they are disloyal, condescending and totally useless in any rodent-free environment....
• If this is a service economy, why is the service so bad?
• Revlon effect: Our only service is lip service.
• U.S. Postal Service
• Irresponsible Rip-Off Service.
• IRS: Income Reduction Service