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• Look to premature senility to save your self-respect.
• You'll change your definitions of "fat" and "ugly" to save your self-respect.
• The living world is a continuum in each and every aspect.
• In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
  -- Robert Byrne...
• Hermes: Dating your ex, Fry? Have you lost all self-respect? Fry: All what?
• Superman gets into Clark Kent's pants every morning.
• Anonymous Noncoward writes, "For my Economics 101 class, I have to pretend to be Bill Gates and write an editorial defending Microsoft against anti-trust charges, citing economic principles.
  To complete such an assignment violates every moral fiber of my body....
• Well, Homer, I won your respect, and all I had to do was save your life.
  Now, if every gay man could just do the same, you'd be set....
• Every adult needs a child to teach; it's the way adults learn. -- Frank A. Clark