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• creeping featurism /kree'ping fee'chr-izm/ n. [common] 1.
  Describes a systematic tendency to load more chrome and features onto systems at the expense of whatever elegance they may have possessed when originally designed....
• creeping featurism: /kree'ping fee'chr-izm/ n. 1. Describes a systematic tendency to load more {chrome} and {feature}s onto systems at the expense of whatever elegance they may have possessed when originally designed.
  See also {feeping creaturism}. "You know, the main problem with {BSD} UNIX has always been creeping featurism....
• First Law of Travel: It always takes longer to get there than to get back.
• It always takes longer to get there than to get back. -- First Law of Travel
• Lee's Law: In any dealings with a collective body of people, the people will always be more tacky than originally expected.
• Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's Law into account.
• It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's Law into account.
  Hofstadter's Law...